THE KILLER:
S/HE NEVER MET AN IDEA S/HE DOES NOT HATE AND CAN NOT SHOOT DOWN 402 REASONS WHY IT WILL NOT WORK
THE MOVER:
S/HE PREVENTS ANY DECISIONS OR RESOLUTION OF ANY PROJECT IN FAVOR OF MORE PLANNING AND RESEARCH OR FORMING COMMITTEES, TABLING ITEMS FOR FUTURE MEETINGS AND SCHEDULING MORE MEETINGS FOR TABLED ITEMS
THE BLOVIATOR:
S/HE HAS THE CREDENTIALS(CERTIFICATION,DEGREE) AND IS PRESENT BECAUSE S/HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW IT
THE YES PEOPLE AND BROWN-NOSERS:
THE BIMBOS, BOBBLEHEAD CLONES OF MR/S MEETINGS--AN ENTIRE WASTE OF TIME, AIR AND DOUGHNUTS
MR/S MEETINGS:
THE WORST OF ALL. THE ONE WHO LOVES TO MEET--EVEN IF NO PROGRESS OCCURS. THE ONE WHO LOVES THE SOUND OF HIS/HER OWN VOICE, LOVES HEARING WHAT A GENIUS HE IS. SECRETLY IS INSECURE AND DEPRESSED(RIGHTFULLY SO) LOVES PITTING PEOPLE AGAINST EACH OTHER NOT REALIZING EVENTUALLY EVERYONE WILL AT SOME POINT COMMUNICATE. LOVES AVOIDING WORK. LOVES COVERING HIS BUTT WITH GROUP DISCUSSION OR LECTURES WHERE S/HE TALKS WHICH S/HE CAN LATER BLAME FOR ANYTHING THAT GOES WRONG(WHILE ATTEMPTING) TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ANYTHING THAT GOES RIGHT--BUT CAN NOT BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS TALK
